You gotta put your volume high enough to hear the "quack" interrupting the President.

btw, i want that ringtone lol!

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Allright good one. Look at the entire pic, caption and scoreboard. That game must have been painful LOL!

It's been a while since i last post, but i couldn't ignore this. You bright people can pretty much guess what's gonna happen just by seeing one quarter of this video. The bad thing is that for the people IN the video took them a bit longer. I don't get it.

It's so romantic to see the new husband and wife having their first dance together. But what happens when you go for some variations of some sort? Here's a youtube sensation to show to the grandkids one day.

Finally someone had the senses to make a Hollywood Star to the unforgettable beloved quiet Beatle George Harrison. Although i wasn't even born when they separated, I gotta thank my older siblings for helping me grow up listening to their music. I barely remember when John Lennon died, but George's death is still vivid like yesterday. Wherever you are George, you most deserve this, and more.

Oh, and this will never get old...

It's true that when you're hanging around your friends or in any other trivial event, if you let "one" out, it's simply not funny. It's disgusting. But when you're in a serious situation, that's another ball game. I say it was a machine...

*Sighs* What a weekend. I've cried several times during this weekend. Yeah, i've been laid off. June will be my last day at the high school, unless i get rehired. I know, somehow, some way, i'll stand up again.

This may be corny, but it's an anthem for all those obstacles we all face in our paths...

I salute you Miguel for singing this and Lerner for creating this beautiful song...



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Well it's been a while since i last posted. I guess i was too scared with that mercury stuff at school last month. I was afraid of becoming mutan at some point. But whatever.

I'm tired, here's to a month dedicated to all teachers in CA. No offense to them, well me too, but i actually learned more from Sesame Street than school itself. I learned to multiply by 5 by watching the Count for example. Some history by watching Cantinflas Show. And some Civics by watching The Big Blue Marble or Rehilete. Next year schools will be hideously crowded since many of us will be laid off, but don't worry, we still have great teachers in Sesame Street or the Tellytubies to teach your babes, just in case they don't fit in the classroom.

And why cookies? Well, i bought some cookies from the Girl Scouts around in Arizona, and i shared some today with a fellow teacher whose guts couldn't wait for lunch and were demanding for some attention. ;-)

Yeah so there was some accidentally Mercury spill at school (i still wonder how the heck that happened) and we (teachers, students, cooks, jenators, crossing ladies, younameit) were all given the day off to avoid any damages to our well preserved human systems.

So i decided to google on this stuff just to see how much damage it can cause and found this video of this fella actually playing with it. The video reminds me of the bad dude in Terminator II.

So in honor to this liquid metal that gave us all a free day, here's my tribute...

Two posts in one night. But hey, not every Sunday is Super Sunday.

Here's the crystal ball one, lol



And good old Conan...



Nighty nite...

I can't believe it's over now. The Pittsburgh Steelers pulled an incredible win, and i think i was the only one in my bro's house who was cheering for them. That 4th quarter was seriously breathtaking. My entire family and folks were rooting for the Cards, so i ended up almost alone in the living room watching the award ceremony.

By the way, the comercials sucked big time wtf!!! That was supposed to be a great part of the whole show, but no, they weren't that good. I liked the one with Conan O'Brien, and the one with the crystal ball, that was a really funny one. But other than that, they were pretty blah.

Bruce Springsteen was allright, but not amazing. He only sang one of my favorite songs, Glory's Days, but that's it. :-(

Oh and also this weekend...



I never thought i would like this film, but Slumdog Millionaire is really an extraordinary film. It's cruel at times, cause you get to see what it's like to be raised on the streets. But in that same line, you get to see how people learn more on the street than in school. Ironic cause i'm a teacher.

Either way, i recommend this movie, it was amazing.

I hate Mondays off! I know it's a holiday, i should be happy and all, but it's still a Monday. I always get this odd feeling that i should be working just because it's damn Monday, and i'm doing something wrong for not being working my ass off on a Monday. I've always prefered when we have Fridays off, but Mondays???

So it's gonna be March the 13th our black Friday for teachers, and i feel so .....ugh about it. And the worst thing is that i don't hate my job. I should, so i wouldn't feel so fucked up about the whole crisis thing. But i can't.

Well, here's a little treat to feel better...

I'd already seen the Bill O'Reily and Dan Marino ones but not the others LOL! Hey, try to teach high school suckers! At least you can all drop the F bomb and not get fired or "prosecuted".

May God bless everyone and work hard for your dreams to make them true!

And it's not that i was rooting for the Cowboys, but Tony's image here reflects exactly what many of us did yesterday on a very heavy game day. Romo's collapse not only on the field but in the showers (wtf with that!) wasn't the only one. The Lions have enough to reflect during the offseason after debuting a record of 0-16 (holy!). Just this Monday morning 3 coaches have been fired (ouch!) and the egos are starting to fly high around here **coughs***ing Chargers**cough.

It's incredible how the Broncos let this one go after having a 3 game lead in their division. I'm still crying over that. Unbelieveable.

Ben Worthlessburger left the game in an ambulance with a concusion, but as he was being taken out he gave a thumbs up, so i'm pretty sure he's allright. Huge Ben is unconcusionable.

Rodgers ended with a win (phew!!) and will reflect on how he can get rid of all the Favre-we-still-want-him-back fans.

And speaking of, Favre gave a very motivational speech in his initial huddle, telling his team that if they win, they win, if not, they'll have to suck it. I'm paraphrasing.

The Mannings.......will they? Could it be? Is it possible?

Anyway, Congrats to the ones who made it to the playoffs, and the rest, well, as Favre suggested already, they'll have to suck it. Including him. :-/

Let's not forget the most important thing in this world, especially on these days when marketing and social chaos gets stronger. And just wanted to share a pic of my favorite Christmas film of all time, It's a Wonderful Life with Jimmy Stewart.

LOL!

Let's be thankful for what we have and enjoy the things that really matter with friends and family. And don't forget to feed the dog. Happy Thanksgiving!

Uhm, just wanted to say...

Adam V. you get my love today.
Brett Favre: wow, my respects to you.
Titans: HaHa!
Broncos: WTF
Eli: Ok boy, is this possible, again?

I don't know if America is smarter now than that, but oh my goodness. Here's for a good laugh and a few wtf's...


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